Stick It to the Stickman

Hello! We've pushed a couple updates since the launch of Foreign Manufacturing, here's a summary of the changes:Fulfillment Centre now generates correctlyForeign Manufacturing tutorial now works on ultrawide monitorsFire Guns quest for Fulfillment now unlocks properlyFire Arrows quest for Foreign Manufacturing now unlocks properlyPerformance of Javellins improvedJavellins won't use 2 ammo per throwSpawned units in the Cage Fight preview now despawn when a fight startsBo Staff attack are now cooler while in the airCatapults now properly count as bluntVampire Archetype portrait fixedThe first boss in Foreign Manufacturing will not wander out of his arenaSome translation issues fixedExtra goodiesForeign Manufacturing now has overtimeSwamp Witch has been tweakedMore cannoneers added to combatChair toss now deals more damageFinal Boss in Foreign Manufacturing has been buffed

Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lobby vending machine.With all of our holiday spirits combined, it is time to celebrate our first ever...RENTRENCH-MAS™!We have come to the realisation that profits increase when we pay fewer salaries, and it's YOUR job to bring that number down. Congratulations on this opportunity! "Retrench with impunity and joy. We're technically not making profit so it's legal!" as our Founder once said. Be inspired...Fred from accounting? FIRED! Union Rep Richard? INCINERATED!Peter the post boy? ABLAZE!Give the gift of an untimely termination this holiday. Did they do anything wrong? Who cares! We don't experience consequences from the top of our big pile of money!Check out these new additions in the Level Builder:🔥 Flamethrowers🔥 Bazookas🔥 Festive Electrocution Trees... and not much more!Use these assets to build out your dream Rentrench-mas™ tower and enter the competition on our Discord. Entries will be accepted between the 19th and 31st of December.

Valued employees,Here at the Looming Corporate Entity™, we have always valued your entrepreneurial spirit. Your imagination. Your business acumen. Your willingness to go above and beyond Key Performance Indicators. We’ve seen the hours of unpaid overtime you’ve worked to give us new ideas on ways to move forward, and we’ve appreciated it.But if you want a job done right, you do it yourself. So it’s time for you to be an industry leader…Put your creativity to the test in the Level Builder!The Financial Tower is now in your hands, and its corporate structure at your fingertips. Customise your enemies/coworkers! From their attacks to their size, or their clothes to their voice lines. Hiring decisions are fully in your hands.Customise your stickman’s moves, weapons and abilities! Your unique skill set is valued, whether you’re a minigun fanatic or coffee addict or you are into necromancy, you are finally allowed to be yourself.Decorate your workplace. Feng shui your way to the top of the Stickmarket by placing explosives in risky areas, desks on the ceilings, or seven adjacent toilets for team building.Share your creations in the marketplace of ideas, also known as the Steam Workshop.

Dear employees of The Company, It has come to the attention of the Shareholders that capitalising on a seasonal holiday will increase brand affinity, allow for the shipping of themed products, and make it appear as though we are "relatable human beings who enjoy fun." As such, we have invested in an after-hours office party experience of a lifetime. Our new Snack Acquisition and Consumption policy is in effect, aligning with our Mandatory Fun Alignment Value System.Clock into a Night Shift run for the full experience.CHANGELOGNight Shift:Killer Clowns invitedNosferatu invitedAccountants invitedNew floors addedReception appropriately themedA couple more things, but we wouldn't want to spoil the surprise.World Map:Appropriately themedOther things:Added new trap rooms to Day ShiftAvailable now.