All Hail the Orb

Hey Devotees! ːcultistwowːːcultistwowːWe know many of you encountered issues and complete crashes when using localisations other then English in our game. If you were trying to play in Chinese, you probably know exactly why we're here, the game was crashing completely, making it unplayable. That's on us, and we're sorry. We've pushed a fix and Chinese localisation should now be working as intended. If you're still seeing issues, please let us know We also want to be upfront: this fix took longer than it should have because the Developer was overseas for personal reasons for about 9 days, with no way to patch during that time. That's not an excuse, just the honest reason. We know a broken game sitting unfixed for over a week isn't great, and we appreciate you sticking with us while we sorted it out. Thanks for your patience, Devotees. Back to worshipping as normal. ːnootnootːːnootnootː P.s. How cool are our emotes! ːchubbyduckːːduckbawkːːduckdollarsːːduckstareːːnootnootː ːcultistwowːːcultistwutːːcultistyesːːhailtheorbː

Hey Devotees!We're back again with another round of bug squashing and duck pleasing fixes. Hotfix #3 tackles two of the biggest pain points since the last Hotfix, The dreaded cloud save desyncs and that quacky experience bug that prevented you from finishing the final obelisk and of course the game! Plus a handful of other quality of life improvements while we were duck deep in the code. 🎸 A New Song Joins The Boombox!The amazingly talented Kaminari recorded a beautiful acoustic fingerstyle guitar arrangement of our main theme. We were absolutely blown away by it, so naturally, we did the only sensible thing... we slid into his DMs...Kaminari's stellar cover is now officially part of the All Hail The Orb Boombox! Thank you so much, Kaminari, for letting us bring your incredible work into our game. You can check out the video here. Now, Before we jump into the bug fixes, our developer Ginger has a few words.....or rather, perform a public grovel....So here he is, on his knees, in front of all of you......grovelling.....🙇 A Begging from the Developer..."Look, I'm going to be straight with you all. Some of these bugs were entirely my fault, and some of you have los

Hey Devotee's First & foremost, we want to issue a massive, heartfelt thank you, and a sincere apology. As a small three-person team (with only one of those being the developer!), launching All Hail The Orb has been an incredible milestone, but we know the launch wasn't as smooth as it should have been. Between the progression blockers, some massive oversights, and our initial hotfix causing some unexpected chaos (yeah, we really quacked that one up), we know some of you were left frustrated. We hear you, we are still learning, and we have been working around the clock to fix our oversights and implement the features you've been requesting! We are truly sorry for the frustration we have caused each and every one of you, and we hope that this massive hotfix will show you that we are working hard to try and right our wrongs! We know this update won't magically fix every single bug in the game, and there are still a several lingering issues that we are hunting down. Please know we are working incredibly hard to identify and remove them. This game means the world to us, and we want to make sure every single one of you can enjoy it to its absolute fullest! You ga

Hey Devotee's First off, thank you for your incredible patience over the last 12 hours. We have officially identified and obliterated the issue that was causing the "Progression Block" at the Obelisk.The Obelisk should now correctly accept your hard-earned Devotion Orbs, and your save files should be safe to continue. If you've been holding off on playing, the "All Clear" is officially given....it's time to get back to devoting yourselves to the ORB!While we were messing around with the Quackpot, we didn't just fix the progression block; we decided to fix up a whole bunch of other issues we were made aware of. What's been fixed & improved: The Obelisk Lock & Saves: You know that stubborn and annoying complete progression block? YEETED! Your devotion to the Orb will now be recognized. If the issue persists, please quit out of the game and load back it, it should auto-complete the obelisk allowing you to continue. Late-Game Performance: We've optimized resource animations in all areas of the game. It’s sitting at about a 60% improvement in frame rates! While not perfect yet, it should be far more playable in the chaotic late-g