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LORTers,Your response to the 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update has been very encouraging. Thanks for all the kind words for the team. We've found a few issues and adjustments we want to make quickly after Tuesday's update.Here are the things we are updating in this small patch:Adjusted enemy spawns for Sportsball and Deadline Demon.We've seen feedback that these Quests are too slow at the beginning. We've adjusted them so they are more interesting to play at the start of these Quests.Fixed Ronin Around and Big Sword Energy challenges incorrectly granting the LORTgrinder: Croak Steam achievement.These challenges previously were unlocking their correct in-game rewards and will now grant the correct corresponding achievement. Any players who have already completed the in-game challenges should be auto granted the correct Steam achievements on launch. Fixed Rune Juice Guy shop window going wider and shrinking as you scroll.Fixed HUD icon for balls having a pixelated border.Fixed floating dev text showing up sometimes over the river in Funkwood Hollow.Fixed the pistol having a weird hand position while sprinting.Fixed black patches appearing on some stone structures.We have

LORTers,The massive 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update is now available to play. Plus, LORT is on sale for 35% off until August 25. This post will go into detail on the many additions and changes to the game. But first, check out our LORTy launch trailer:Weapons 2.0The weapon system has been overhauled and we have added 12 new weapons to the game - more than double the previous amount. Weapons more clearly correspond to specific Attributes so you know exactly which ones to go for based on your preferred Attribute(s). There’s a new assault rifle that can rocket jump, a new katana that makes you very samurai, a new baseball bat to hit home runs, and much more. For more details on Weapons 2.0 and how it lays the foundation for Endless Mode, check out our previous post here.Paladin AdventurerMarcus T. Fury, the Oathbroken Justicar, has arrived. A great option in both solo or co-op play, Marcus summons a pillar of Holy Light that damages enemies but heals himself + allies. For close quarters combat, Marcus can channel his Holy Power to sprout angel wings, open a fissure in the ground, and deal massive damage. Unlock Marcus by completing the Pray to Win challenges.New QuestsTwo brand new Quest T

LORTers,We are happy to announce that the 💥Shots and Prayers Update🙏 is releasing on August 11. We appreciate your patience and trust in us these last few months as we cooked up a meaty update for you. Check out the teaser trailer below and get ready to LORT your brains out on August 11:Original Sound Track On YoutubeYou've asked for it. And we've finally delivered. Now you can listen to the catchy tunes of LORT even when you aren't playing the game. A huge shoutout to our composer Joshua Mallard for his work bringing our bardcore dreams to life. You can find the full playlist at this link on Youtube. Below, you can check out the brand new main menu track debuting with the 💥Shots and Prayers Update🙏. Hope you enjoy grooving with our very own Lofi Goblin.Keep an eye on our discord and socials leading up to August 11. We will be sharing more exclusive footage from the update each day leading up to release day. All links are below under "More Ways to Connect."What do we want? MORE LORT!When do we want it? August 11!

LORTers,Lorts of news to share today. Let's start off with a big one.v0.8 Update Timing and Paladin TrailerEarlier this month, we shared that Weapons 2.0 changes will be coming in the v0.8 update. To our pleasant surprise, the response to that news has been super positive from the community and the playtesters who have been trying it out. Thanks again for being such a supportive community to us and LORT.We've got news to share on the v0.8 update. The good news is that it's the biggest update in LORT's history. We're talking new Quests, Weapons 2.0, many new weapons, a new Adventurer, performance upgrades, visual updates, and much more. Some more good news is the feedback from playtesters has been really positive and we aren't even paying them to say that! That being said, we aren't done cooking just yet. We're working on making some necessary changes based on the playtest feedback and giving all the elements enough time in the oven to fully bake. That means the update will not make it in time for Q2 like we originally thought it would. For future updates, we are not going to guess at release timing way in advance as it sets expectations that