Noobs Are Coming

Hey everyone! A MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who has bought and played Noobs Are Coming! The game has blown up since the 1.0 launch, and it’s all thanks to your support! ❤️We’ve hit 100,000 copies sold, less than 1 month after 1.0 release. (currently 107K) Absolutely wild for a game made by a tiny solodev, I’m beyond grateful. ✨ 1.3.2 BALANCING UPDATELots of balancing tweaks on everything (items, attacks, enemies), this list below is far from exhaustiveRebalanced many wavesChanged how the difficulty scales in higher difficultiesGrimorius Character reworkMadflask Character: Starts with 3 Attack Slots => 4 Attack SlotsReintroduced the Axe as it was super fun to play with several playable character like MinotaurFortress Item: -4% Speed => no malus anymore Negociator Item: gray item, limited to 2 => blue item, uniqueNegociator Item: +50% Sell value of your attacks => +100% Sell value of your attacks and items you choose to not pick from chestsMany other tiny item tweaksCustcenes are now faster with better pacing (there is also an option to skip them)Some bugfixes and performance improvements for specific Attacks✨ 1.2 BIG CONTENT UPDATEAs a reminder, Noobs Are Coming alread

Hey everyone!A MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who has bought and played Noobs Are Coming! The game has blown up since the 1.0 launch, and it’s all thanks to your support! ❤️We’ve just hit 75,000 copies sold, 1 week after 1.0 release. Absolutely wild for a game made by a tiny solodev, I’m beyond grateful. It’s Christmas time! Here comes the first major post-1.0 update. After a few minor patches over the last weeks, this one brings new content and tons of improvements inspired by your feedback on Discord! There are now 45 PLAYABLE CHARACTERS in the game NEW CONTENTNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : The Unwrapped 🎁 (Present Mimic Boss)+6 points randomly distributed among Primary Stats at end of a wave+6 points randomly distributed among Primiary Stats on Character Level UpNo Stat Upgrade choice On Level UpNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER: Slapreach Specialist of melee attacks but have VERY high range by defaultNEW ATTACK: Disk Turret (Turret, Disk, Upgradable)4 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS, there are now 138 Achievements and UnlockablesBesides the new content, here are a non-exhaustive list of tons of changes and enhancements based on the feedback of players on the Discord EVERY ATTACK NOW HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE TWISTAt

Hey everyone,MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who bought and played Noobs Are Coming. The game has gone viral since 1.0 launch and it’s all thanks to your support!!✨HERE IS A FIRST MINOR POST-1.0 UPDATE: 1.0.3 🚀This one is for you AdmiralBahroo 👀: tweaked the UI Shop so 6 Attacks fits in a single row in the Weapon InventoryThis one if for you LIRIK 👀: your run with wormator full amount Laser Eyes build was legendary but also a bit flashbanging, so the “Transparent Attack” option now better handle tons of lasersDifficulty 5 is now faster to unlockImproved the gamepad/keyboard navigationBugfix: Self-Death Knight character could kill himself by killing an enemy, despite its lose HP effect saying the opposite (might let him kill himself in a future update as I think it was actually a funny challenge that he could die like that, not sure yet)Bugfix: the new challenge requiring to beat Endless Wave 30 with 5 characters didn’t triggers when it happened, it works only after reloading the gameI'm a bit overwhelmed by the massive success of the game but i'm reading everything, thank you so much for the massively positive reception. It looks like some users are facing very niche/device

Hey everyone,First off, a MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who bought and played Noobs Are Coming. Noobs Are Coming has gone viral since 1.0 launch yesterday, and it’s all thanks to your support!! We just hit 40,000 copies sold, as a tiny solo dev, I never would’ve imagined something like this in my wildest dreams.✨EDIT: HERE IS A FIRST MINOR POST-1.0 UPDATE: 1.0.3 🚀This one is for you AdmiralBahroo 👀: tweaked the UI Shop so 6 Attacks fits in a single row in the Weapon InventoryThis one if for you LIRIK 👀: your run with wormator full amount Laser Eyes build was legendary but also a bit flashbanging, so the “Transparent Attack” option now better handle tons of lasersDifficulty 5 is now faster to unlockImproved the gamepad/keyboard navigationBugfix: Self-Death Knight character could kill himself by killing an enemy, despite it’s lose HP effect saying the opposite (might let him kill himself in a future update as I think it was actually a funny challenge that he could die like that, not sure yet)Bugfix: the new challenge requiring to beat Endless Wave 30 with 5 characters didn’t triggers when it happened, it works only after reloading the gameI'm a bit overwhelmed by the massive suc