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Update: Partial UI adjustments Rest time reduced from 10 seconds → 5 seconds (improves play efficiency) ========================== ✎ Interviewee: Gummy Bear ✎ Transcript: Keeper Who Was Emotionally Blackmailed into Career Resignation Hello, I’m Gummy Bear. I do have a real name, but you never remember it, so I stopped bothering to correct you. I was born in a place called “The Candy House,” run by a beautiful and terrifying witch named Lily. I slept through most of that memory. Anyway, by the time I woke up, I was already here, with a label stuck on my head: “Low-risk creature. Recommended feeding: one candy per day. Will slack off.” Every morning (around 3 p.m.), I first evaluate whether the day is worth opening my eyes for. If the air pressure’s too low, the room’s too bright, or you look way too energetic, I choose to go back to sleep. It’s called self-preservation. They say I have the ability to produce “stardust,” which is apparently some weird byproduct that extends human life or improves sleep quality. But that’s not the point. The point is: every time I work, I get candy as a reward. This taught me something important — under capitalism, if you nap, they’ll still feed you.
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